Personal documents leaked to ButtNuggetCrew.com show resistance leader Ceb has been in talks with the Perfecto All Stars about joining the band should the resistance movement fail.
In a shocking blow to the resistance, disgraced former BN Crew leader Ceb is said to have had several meetings with the 90's dance group with a view to him becoming a member.
Ceb, who recently recovered from a coma amid suspicious circumstances, was due to address a resistance meeting tonight but that appearance has now been canceled and replaced with a rerun of Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Rascals for some reason.
Suspicion about the leaked documents has however been well founded considering they were handed to ButtNuggetCrew.com officials by Hamhead, in his handwriting, after borrowing a pen to write them from the BN reception on headed note paper that says 'Hamhead' on it.
El Depresso Supremo G Man said 'It's pretty believable. I can't see any of us making it through the night. Buy a paper.'
The controversial documents were however, given some weight when an interview with Ceb from 1994 was found, in which he says 'I`m particularly attracted to the skeletons riding the trumpets.'
