*Ceb
Runs For Office*
BN Deviant turned politician Ceb today sensationally joined the run for
next years presidential elections in Ireland.
Political
experts had feared this since the untimely death of ex political fraud
Liam Lawlor and expected death of political arms dealer Charles Haughey.
In
1997 the controversial member of the band 'BN Crew' was sensationally
sacked from the green party for smoking the brown which he, and fellow
band members resented and vowed to fight the green party in all political
circles. Which they did later that year in the lobby of Dail Eireann resulting
in the deaths of 5 people, most of them insignificant members of the public
except, then BN dancer, Hambone.
After
several trials and tribunals BN crew members were banned from ever entering
the world of politics this side of the equator again. However, thanks
to a loophole in Irish law which the BN may or may not have invented entitled
'The BN Loophole' one BN member per year may enter elections for the office
of president.
At
a press conference earlier today Ceb, accompanied by two vending machines
(which seemed to be somehow attached to his arms) declared "free
candy and sodas for all". When later questioned about his cryptic
statement Ceb said, "I don't know I was really drunk at the time".
I Hoffman McQueen and all here at ButtNuggetCrew.com wish Ceb all the
best of luck in his endeavors.
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