*Ceb Runs For Office*
BN Deviant turned politician Ceb today sensationally joined the run for next years presidential elections in Ireland.

Political experts had feared this since the untimely death of ex political fraud Liam Lawlor and expected death of political arms dealer Charles Haughey.

In 1997 the controversial member of the band 'BN Crew' was sensationally sacked from the green party for smoking the brown which he, and fellow band members resented and vowed to fight the green party in all political circles. Which they did later that year in the lobby of Dail Eireann resulting in the deaths of 5 people, most of them insignificant members of the public except, then BN dancer, Hambone.

After several trials and tribunals BN crew members were banned from ever entering the world of politics this side of the equator again. However, thanks to a loophole in Irish law which the BN may or may not have invented entitled
'The BN Loophole' one BN member per year may enter elections for the office of president.

At a press conference earlier today Ceb, accompanied by two vending machines (which seemed to be somehow attached to his arms) declared "free candy and sodas for all". When later questioned about his cryptic statement Ceb said, "I don't know I was really drunk at the time". I Hoffman McQueen and all here at ButtNuggetCrew.com wish Ceb all the best of luck in his endeavors.