*Cebs Silence Explained Edgewild Health Update*
BN Crew leader Ceb is suffering from a mystery illness and has been in and out of consciousness since Thursday of last week.
Questions were raised in the wake of the explosive JackStack Whyte interview as to why Ceb hadn't seized the opportunity to condemn Gapford's controversial plans.

It is now evident that Ceb has been unable to form coherent thoughts since being struck down by the mystery ailment.

Long time ally Optibeak Clancy told the media today of the situation in his hourly press conference.

'Ceb is unable to move, unable to communicate, unresponsive to stimuli. This is not unusual in itself but has now been going on for a full week. We have no prognosis at the current time, nor do we have a window regulator for a 96 Carina e.'

The leadership of the BN Crew would temporarily pass into the grubby hands of Doctor Edgewild but he too has been suffering from a serious life attack. His condition has been upgraded from dead to Backlash.

BN head of security The Kid Beef has taken temporary charge of the crew but is said to be more interested in blasting his delts to the absolute max.

The timing of these mystery illnesses would seem to be perfect for leadership hopeful Gapford who immediately jumped on the chance to put down his rivals by unveiling his new campaign slogan 'A healthy leader is a strong leader is a 190d leader.'

Should Ceb or Doctor Edgewild fail to make the BN conference this weekend, leadership will automatically pass to Gapford.