*Cleam
Jacob To Fight Backlash*
BN Crew head of security Kid Wisp today revealed that he would be bringing
in the legendary Clem Jacobs in an attempt to end the current Backlash.
It
is not yet known what role the benovo figure will play but Kid Gear was
adamant that it was the right decision.
'We've
already lost The Bean, Gumpner, Doctor Leo and The Ennistigator. They may
have been
expendable
assets but what if it's Mooney next? Or Senior? Or that guy from the petrol
station? Enough is enough.'
Kid
Test also revealed that Clem Jacobs would be given full access to previously
confidential files on BN members to identify what the Hell is going on.
Reaction
to the news has been low key with Hamhead, Muttonhead and Jackstack all
on the missing list. That guy who runs the ferry however, had plenty to
say 'Why was that Civic just stopped there? What's it all about?'
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