*Cutter
Calls No Man Mister*
BN Legend The Kid Beef today released his autobiography to mixed reviews.
The book, entitled 'I call no man mister', is set go on sale tonight at
midnight. In an unusual move, it will be released with a limited print run
of only 1 copy. A former exotic accountant, The Cutter first rose to prominence
in the BN crew after a load of other members headed off somewhere and there
he was.
This
isn't the Cutter's first foray into the literary world, his believable
first novel 'Brokeback Minton' spent fifteen minutes in the bestseller
lists late last year and earned him a shot at something.
The
book itself features a controversial cover, picturing the Cutter both
flexing and winding, an obvious attack on recent anti-BN laws designed
to restrict the activities of the Crew recently passed by someone.
The
content of the book has been criticized in some literary circles as, in
the words of one critic 'it appears to be copied and pasted from a load
of notepad documents lying around on the author's desktop, including a
full chapter of the word depression repeated over and over, often spelled
incorrectly.' Cutter has not taken this criticism lying down and has instead
chose to
sit/slouch around a bit.
The
book itself is available from the www.ButtNuggetCrew.com official website
for a price of 6 units. Demand for the book is said to be 'minty'.
So
far a stony silence has been notable from Gapfiat and his press office
but it is believed that cooking corn in the can is fairly rapid.
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