Kid Young has gone on record to say that 2011, still only two weeks old, is the worst year of his life. BN life sentence Danz has been first to speak out saying 'Yeah, that cunt deserves everything he's getting.'

Kid Meat dismissed doctor's original diagnosis of AIDS over three years ago when he said at the time 'I ain't no Freddie Mercury, dickhead'. Since then his life has spiraled downhill and he was recently seen clambering out of a bush in New Zealand under the influence of Crystal Meth.

BN leader Ceb released a statement which cryptically read 'Comprehensive School' along with a picture of Kurt Cobain.

The prognosis for Kid Wisp looks bad. Medical reports leaked to ButtNuggetCrew.com give him less than one hour to live. It is believed Kid Lift is taking Arm out for a walk instead of saying good-bye to family and friends.