*Cutter In Desk Horror*
BN Crew sources have informed us of the untimely passing of prominent member The Cutter in a massive desk avalanche yesterday.

It is believed that Cutter (real name Kid Wisp) was assisting other members of the BN Crew removals company unloading several thousand desks for some horrible event in the RDS when a black lung broke free from its mounting point on a tail lift which was on fire at the time and crushed Kid Wisp, he was pronounced dead at the scene by some guy who happened to be walking by.

In a statement released shortly after the tragic incident Kid Wisp stated that he had indeed been crushed and was physically dead. Some cynics are calling this another elaborate publicity hoax by the crew a claim which has not been disputed by Cutter or Darren who is now involved in this article for some reason. Does anyone actually read this shit? Bosh.