*Cutter
Released From Mental Prison*
Long time BN legend The Cutter was today released from his self imposed
mental prison.
The Cutter, also known as Beneavin Stanchiano, said he was happy to be free
but considering going back in 'in about half an hour I'd say'.
Cutter
first sentenced himself to depression when he realized his life was pretty
pathetic and had nothing whatsoever to contribute to society. Both Senior
and Danz commented at the time that it 'seems like a good idea'.
Other
BN members in mental incarceration include Ceb, Uncle D, Jackstack Whyte
and the Rape Ape. Long time BN paperweight Gapford recently staged a sensational
breakout in what was described as 'an inside job'. He has since been recaptured
thanks to information from several prominent BN members who were heard
to remark 'Congrats'.
The
Cutter was expected to make a full recovery but was found dead at some
point.
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