*Cutter Released From Mental Prison*
Long time BN legend The Cutter was today released from his self imposed mental prison.
The Cutter, also known as Beneavin Stanchiano, said he was happy to be free but considering going back in 'in about half an hour I'd say'.

Cutter first sentenced himself to depression when he realized his life was pretty pathetic and had nothing whatsoever to contribute to society. Both Senior and Danz commented at the time that it 'seems like a good idea'.

Other BN members in mental incarceration include Ceb, Uncle D, Jackstack Whyte and the Rape Ape. Long time BN paperweight Gapford recently staged a sensational breakout in what was described as 'an inside job'. He has since been recaptured thanks to information from several prominent BN members who were heard to remark 'Congrats'.

The Cutter was expected to make a full recovery but was found dead at some point.