*Cutter Tightens Up Security*
BN Crew head of security The Kid Beef revealed he is stepping up security ahead of this weekend's proposed events.
Speaking between sets of overhead presses, Kid fucking Beef said that as far as he was concerned, this weekend could be 'the flash point that ignites the powderkeg that is daily BN life.'

This weekend sees the much anticipated JackStack Whyte interview being made public as well as Muttonhead's first solo gig and The Bean's annual charity box social. It is also expected to be heavy with public appearances from leadership hopeful Gapford and current kingpin Ceb.

'The whole thing is shit. I just want to eat my meat and lift myself to death. Instead, I have to take an hour away from the gym to stop these idiots from killing each other. By killing them.'

The Cutter went on to say that he hoped to keep the public death toll to under 25 thousand for the weekend and the BN member death toll at under 500. This, despite there being around two dozen actual BN members.

BN mindbullet Senior is said to be planning something big. Tom Hanks big.