*Danz & Ceb Missing*
BN Crew vagrants Binman Danz and Ceb have been declared missing and possibly jobbed by police in Dublin.

Last Friday night BN Binmen Danz& Ceb attended a wine & cheese party. Sources say, unbeknownst to the BN Binmen the wine had been substituted for a stronger beverage which caused the civilized gathering to degrade into chaos.

Reports allege that the two were seen entering a back garden somewhere in Artane and walking around
aimlessly searching for an exit. Ceb was last seen disappearing into a randomly placed patch of bushes and Danz was seen absconding over the garden wall.

Unconfirmed reports say Danz has since been seen in the immediate area of the house they had attended but there is still no word on the whereabouts of Ceb who's bike was found in a garden in Marino.

Sources from the Garda say that one man was detained that night at 5:07 under offenses against the state charges but refuse to confirm whether or not it is a BN member. Large quantities of blood were also found by a toilet in the area and BN members are eagerly awaiting results of a DNA test to decipher who exactly the blood belongs to. The BN Binmen are said to be "very concerned" about the matter.