Celebrations at Gapford's Griefhole were marred last night after an unknown guest at the soiree held a dirty protest in the main (only) bathroom. Within minutes the focus of blame was on long time Gapford rival and member of the prominent 'Doves of Peace' splinter group Jackstack.
The claims were immediately denied by Jackstacks PR guru Teddy Ruxpin who was himself accused by Gapford of being an actual teddy and non existent.
It is believed that the protest was a response to Gapford's recent happiness although this has not been confirmed and Gapford maintains that he is still deeply unhappy in his life. He has vowed that the response will be swift and destructive and will probably involve retribution toward Kev and Francis for some reason.
We reached out to all of the involved parties but they were too busy listening to fucking XMas FM.
