*Discolight Inspires Gapford*
BN Crew door stop Gapford today told his fan that the only person who knew of his bizarre double life was Disco Lights.
Revealed earlier this week as having posed as BN Crew leader Hamhead for almost ten years, Gapford said he was 'happy to have been found out' and 'couldn't have done it without the support of McKennamanga.

'He's a great guy. A great friend. A great support. A great shelter where previously there was no shelter here' he said of the popular BN Crew legend. 'Without him, nobody would be as confused as they are.'

The announcement came as McKennamanga celebrated his 31st birthday by heading to Barcelona to bring the real Hamhead back to Ireland.

'He's missed out on almost ten years of me annoying him. I can't believe how much he must miss it by now. I'll make sure it's all made up to him.' Disco told reporters at Dublin airport before boarding the wrong plane.

Everyone at www.ButtNuggetCrew.com wishes Disco Lights a ridiculous birthday.