Disco Lights had been a hugely prominent member of the crew until February 2007 when he was captured on film selling BN memberships by a leading journalist.
Since then he has maintained a stony silence despite huge offers to hear his side of the story.

His official website today featured an animated gif saying simply the words 'McKenna. Disco. BN. Shelter
here'. This cryptic message is widely believed to mean that he has decided to heal the rift with other BN luminaries who had shunned him since the membership scandal 'I'm delighted that he's back' enthused Hamhead, 'It's about damn time. I actually bought my membership off the guy so it's an especially good day for old Hammer'

It is not yet known if Disco will join the crew on their current tour of Indonesia and Rosslare but ticket sales have increased from 5 to 7 in the few hours since the announcement.

However, not all of the BN members greeted the news positively. 'This is Bollocks' Beardo told a press conference about some other shit 'It's purely about ticket sales. Disco died about 4 years ago. It's just some other guy playing his part now. Absolute Bollocks'.