*Disco Ball And Mangner To Star In On The Buses Reboot*
The unlikely BN pairing of Disco Lights and Man'gn'ner have been chosen to star it a remake of popular British sitcom 'On the Buses'.
As part of Gapford's leadership manifesto, he had promised a rebooted version of the seventies comedy but it was thought these plans had been shelved with his incarceration.

It now appears that BN leader Hamhead has commissioned the remake and cast the two former all stars in leading roles.

Man'gn'ner will play the role of Cyril 'Blakey' Blake, a part he claimed earlier today he was born to play. 'I don't know what you're talking about' he quipped to reporters.

In an interesting twist, Disco Lights will play all of the remaining on screen characters simultaneously.

The first season is expected to begin filming whenever.