*DiscoLights Releases New Album*
Record stores opened theie doors to thousands of BN perverts at 6am to facilitate the huge demand for BN legend disco lights debut solo album 'The Disco Inferno'.

Disco took time out from his busy shedule to appear at a number of stores worldwide thismorning at the exact same time somehow. Critics have describet the publicity stunt as placid for some reason. Early reviews of the album suggest it has strong eastern European influences, again fuelling rumours of links between Disco himself and human trafficing operations in some baltic states.

Disco himself is said to be ambiguous about his first foray into a solo production but his stylist Placid Paul Babcock has claimed that "nothing ever happens, anyone can see, nothing ever happened, to me". It is believed that Disco is living on his own and that radio may be his only friend through teenage nights.