*DiscoLights
Releases New Album*
Record stores opened theie doors to thousands of BN perverts at 6am to facilitate
the huge demand for BN legend disco lights debut solo album 'The Disco Inferno'.
Disco
took time out from his busy shedule to appear at a number of stores worldwide
thismorning at the exact same time somehow. Critics have describet the
publicity stunt as placid for some reason. Early reviews of the album
suggest it has strong eastern European influences, again fuelling rumours
of links between Disco himself and human trafficing operations in some
baltic states.
Disco
himself is said to be ambiguous about his first foray into a solo production
but his stylist Placid Paul Babcock has claimed that "nothing ever
happens, anyone can see, nothing ever happened, to me". It is believed
that Disco is living on his own and that radio may be his only friend
through teenage nights.
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