*Disco
Ball Calls For Calm*
BN Crew superstar DJ Disco Lights today called for calm in the wake of yesterday's
explosive JackStack Whyte interview.
The interview, published on ButtNuggetCrew.com, has seen the entire group
brought to a standstill, with an strong undercurrent of violence thought
to be imminent.
Disco
Lights released a statement begging fellow BN members to exercise caution
as they try to cope with comments made by JackStack concerning the band's
fractious relationship with reality.
It
is not known what side Disco Ball favoured in the leadership race as he
is a known associate of both current leader Ceb and leadership hopeful
Gapford. It was widely believed that he would choose whatever side Hamhead
chose, just so he could sit next to him and continue his two decades long
work of annoying him.
Refusing
to answer questions regarding the subject of the explosive interview,
Disco Inferno instead asked for respect from the media at a time when
the BN Crew face the very real possibility of total collapse.
'This
isn't the time for rash action. Violence won't solve this, be it real
or imaginary. We all have to get back to our work within the BN Crew.
To make it a stronger entity. Try to remember what your function is in
the BNC. I myself will be working hard all weekend to wreck Hanton's buzz.
That's what I'm here for. I hope other members can find strength in that.
Except for Hanton.'
Disco
is the first to speak out following the interview, which some are now
calling the Backlash's ultimate finale.
Reaction
is expected to be swift and fatal and several BN Crew members are said
to be 'believable'.
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