*Discolights
Rejects Baboon Heart*
Tragedy struck BN today as it was revealed that the recent baboon heart
transplant given to Disco light was beginning to be rejected by his body.
BN's
resident doctor Dr.Quickfist has stated "its not looking well but
BN death squads have been sent out to find a child with a fresh one, if
they succeed a child will die but Disco Ball's life will be slightly prolonged".
BN
have also tracked down the Baboon responsible for this mess and looted
his grave. BN Spokeswoman, Hambone has been quoted as saying "If
he dies I'm going to dig him up and fondle him".
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