*Doctor
Edgewild To Fight Backlash With Chemical Mixture*
Resistance leader Doctor EdgeWild today credited a mix of chemicals for
their help in overcoming BackLash 2011 as well as issuing a call to arms
to as yet not aligned BN Crew members to join his resistance force.
In an interview for Nautical Times magazine, he said that Backlash 2011
had been defeated and that the momentum that saw the BN Crew overcome their
most testing time would 'carry the resistance to victory over the diabolical
leadership of Hamhead.'
The
resistance leader, deputy to stricken former leader Ceb, also called on
those crew members who had not yet declared their intentions to join the
resistance.
Reaction
to the interview has been muted as Hamhead's response is expected to be
swift and brutal. Or slow and meandering. I haven't decided yet.
When
asked if imprisoned former brother Gapford was the key to the current
unstable situation he confusingly said 'Many people dream of a fresh new
look.'
Mincer
McDonnell is the latest BN Crew member to row in behind the resistance
as their ranks begin to swell.
Hamhead's
Glasnevin compound is still inaccessible to media but it is believed that
defenses have been strengthened massively over the last week. It is unknown
exactly where in the compound that BN Crew paperweight Gapford is being
held but rumours have emerged that the prisoner has been treated to a
private concert by Chaka Demus & Pliers, possibly in an attempt to
win the favour of the former leadership hopeful and skilled military tactician.
 |