*Doctor Edgewild To Fight Backlash With Chemical Mixture*
Resistance leader Doctor EdgeWild today credited a mix of chemicals for their help in overcoming BackLash 2011 as well as issuing a call to arms to as yet not aligned BN Crew members to join his resistance force.
In an interview for Nautical Times magazine, he said that Backlash 2011 had been defeated and that the momentum that saw the BN Crew overcome their most testing time would 'carry the resistance to victory over the diabolical leadership of Hamhead.'

The resistance leader, deputy to stricken former leader Ceb, also called on those crew members who had not yet declared their intentions to join the resistance.

Reaction to the interview has been muted as Hamhead's response is expected to be swift and brutal. Or slow and meandering. I haven't decided yet.

When asked if imprisoned former brother Gapford was the key to the current unstable situation he confusingly said 'Many people dream of a fresh new look.'

Mincer McDonnell is the latest BN Crew member to row in behind the resistance as their ranks begin to swell.

Hamhead's Glasnevin compound is still inaccessible to media but it is believed that defenses have been strengthened massively over the last week. It is unknown exactly where in the compound that BN Crew paperweight Gapford is being held but rumours have emerged that the prisoner has been treated to a private concert by Chaka Demus & Pliers, possibly in an attempt to win the favour of the former leadership hopeful and skilled military tactician.