Backlash 2011 continued today as disgraced former BN Crew second in command cut his finger on a yogurt carton.
This year has seen Doctor EdgeWild contract an actual permanent medical problem, take up residence in the abyss of poverty as well as losing control of the BN Crew. However, this latest difficulty will surely be the jewel in his rotting crown of thorns.
'I was just trying to eat some yogurt.' he told TIME magazine today, 'I just wanted to eat something. It's just... this... this is too much. When is it all going to end? I've lost everything. EVERYTHING!'
Doctor EdgeWild's history of mental illness goes back for a while I'd
say. His personal physician Gibney Ray recently released a book entitled
'The worst case scenario' which charts the threads of severe mental illness
which have run through the BN Crew from it's inception right through to
it's painful public explosion that is Backlash 2011.
It is still unknown if EdgeWild's long time cohort Ceb will recover from his coma and it now appears that any support they enjoyed as a leadership pairing is now thin on the ground like an egg in the nest haircut.
