*Doctor Edgewild Finds Resistance Sponsor*
Doctor EdgeWild announced today that he will lead the BN Crew resistance under the sponsorship of Plumpy to take on the leadership at first, the gassed up living corpse today told a passer by that with Plumpy Nut on board, he is ready to fight back against the leadership of Hamhead whether Ceb recovers or not.

'Ceb is just as useful in a coma as he has been for the last 17 years I've known him. Probably more so. If he does recover, I want him to wake up in a world where the BN Crew are absolutely nothing.'

Plumpy Nut have pledged their support to the insurgence after the starving lads in Africa decided it had a shit name and didn't want anything to do with it.

BN resident positronic net Well James welcomed the news and pledged his support for the rebellion. 'Wherever Plumpy Nut goes, I go. They have my support.'

BN leader Hamhead is said to be furious and asleep.