BN PR man Hamhead last night stated that Doctor Edgewild had been involved in Tuesdays crash on Griffith avenue but thankfully was not one of the dead. It is believed the accident was caused as a result of Doctor Edgewild injecting Heroin while speeding at 139mph at the wheel of his '87 Reliant Robin GTO.

This is not the first time such an incident has occurred, last year 19 people lost there lives after Doctor Edgewild drove his juggernaut into oncoming traffic and failed to stop in Germany. Rumours and bodies
have been flying since Doctor Edgewild checked himself out of rehab just two months ago in an attempt to continue his sordid lifestyle. It is unlikely that charges will be brought against Doctor Edgewild following the statements made by BN lawyers who said "Only two people died that time but many more could follow".