Long time BN cesspit Doctor Edgewild was left disappointed earlier today as a promise made to him by bran turned out to be false.
Bran has long been heralded for it's bowel loosening effects but the self styled 'host with the least' was left clinging to his dignity as time on the bowl proved unproductive.
This will be seen as the latest in a long line of crushing disappointments for the man who has seen his life stock plummet since the nineties ended.
An upcoming appearance at a Jason Statham bah mitzvah has been canceled with the Crank star
saying 'I really feel for him. It's not something people should have to deal with in this day and age.'
