*Doctor Edgewild In Chicken Disappontment*
Backlash 2011 proved that despite it's fading from the headlines, it is still very much a potent force in the life of BN ballast tank Doctor EdgeWild as he was disappointed with some chicken.
The BN curator of small mammals was said to be 'disappointed, stunned and confused' after his purchase, the first of a many planned for that day.

'I was just sad to see that it can still happen in this day and age. 30 years old and I can't even get the basics right. I mean, what's the point?'

When asked if this would in any way affect his staunch support of Ceb in the BN Crew leadership race, he added 'Of course it will. How could it not? I mean, what is there left to believe in now? Maybe I'd be better off as lubricant? I'm just disconsolate. What more can I say?'

This shocking development takes some of the attention from this weekend's incredible events which saw

JackStack Whyte forced to go into hiding amid death threats, said to be in his own handwriting and clearly from him.

Whether or not the BN leadership debate, scheduled for next weekend, will be delayed is as yet unknown but BN Crew head of security The Kid Beef is said to be 'mad gassed up.'
The Bean was unavailable for comment but is available for krinnus.