*Doctor
Edgewild In Chicken Disappontment*
Backlash 2011 proved that despite it's fading from the headlines, it is
still very much a potent force in the life of BN ballast tank Doctor EdgeWild
as he was disappointed with some chicken.
The BN curator of small mammals was said to be 'disappointed, stunned and
confused' after his purchase, the first of a many planned for that day.
'I
was just sad to see that it can still happen in this day and age. 30 years
old and I can't even get the basics right. I mean, what's the point?'
When
asked if this would in any way affect his staunch support of Ceb in the
BN Crew leadership race, he added 'Of course it will. How could it not?
I mean, what is there left to believe in now? Maybe I'd be better off
as lubricant? I'm just disconsolate. What more can I say?'
This
shocking development takes some of the attention from this weekend's incredible
events which saw
JackStack
Whyte forced to go into hiding amid death threats, said to be in his own
handwriting and clearly from him.
Whether
or not the BN leadership debate, scheduled for next weekend, will be delayed
is as yet unknown but BN Crew head of security The Kid Beef is said to
be 'mad gassed up.'
The Bean was unavailable for comment but is available for krinnus.
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