*Doctor
Edgewild Paints Lines On Floor*
Events took a shocking turn today after it emerged that BN Crew's Dr. Edgewild
painted some lines on a floor.
Reports
flooded the BN Crew news room earlier today revealing that Dr. Edgewild
had been involved in the painting of some lines on a floor in some sort
of Warehouse, it is also believed that he was the only person involved
and the reports came from him.
It
is unclear as to why Dr. Edgewild did this however some believe it was
an effort to stir shit up
and/or promote shankings within these lines having taken his idea from
popular HBO prison TV show in which a maze is painted on the floor which
quickly becomes a shanking/planning to shank area. Sources have told ButtNuggetCrew.com
they overheard Edgewild stating "I want it to be like OZ but a little
more/less rapey".
It
is unclear what effects these developments will have on the rest of the
already unstable Crew but more than likely they wont even notice.
Gibbo
was available for comment but we were looking for someone more credible.
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