*Doctor
Edgewild Proposes Name Change*
Doctor EdgeWild today shocked all three BN Crew fans by proposing that the
group change their name to the 'Positivity Crew'.
EdgeWild, who last week or month or some shit lead the BN Crew resistance
to victory in Uncivil war 2012, made the startling proposition at some place
or something.
BN
Crew head of security Kid Beef instantly ushered the second in command
to a backstage area before telling a journalist to 'fuck off you greasy
pencil neck'.
It
is believed that the recent relative fortune that the BN members have
experienced has hit Doctor EdgeWild hard and BN leader Ceb will now be
weighing up his options for a new second in command with both Pininfarina
Sheridan and Disco Lights said to be interested.
It
is also believed that Gapford is pushing for a place at the BN head table
as all that stuff that's been happening has now been forgotten about by
everyone including himself.
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