*Doctor
Edgewild Regrets 1K Lamp*
Doctor EdgeWild today spoke to reporters from his hospital bed where his
condition has been described as 'embarrassing'.
Refusing to field questions on whether or not he would challenge BN Crew
leader Hamhead for control of the crew, he instead considered his current
residence in the financial abyss.
Telling
reporters of his once believable fortune, there followed a litany of bizarre
financial decisions including
the
purchase of a thousand euro lamp.
BN
man of the year 2011 Senior described it as 'some mad Borg looking thing.'
Without
the funds necessary to equip any possible resistance and with Ceb still
dead or dying, EdgeWild has legit borrowed money to buy drugs.
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