*Doctor Edgewild Regrets 1K Lamp*
Doctor EdgeWild today spoke to reporters from his hospital bed where his condition has been described as 'embarrassing'.
Refusing to field questions on whether or not he would challenge BN Crew leader Hamhead for control of the crew, he instead considered his current residence in the financial abyss.

Telling reporters of his once believable fortune, there followed a litany of bizarre financial decisions including

the purchase of a thousand euro lamp.

BN man of the year 2011 Senior described it as 'some mad Borg looking thing.'

Without the funds necessary to equip any possible resistance and with Ceb still dead or dying, EdgeWild has legit borrowed money to buy drugs.

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