Unsurprisingly the first person to suffer such an attack has been revealed to be BN Crew's Doctor EdgeWild. Paramedics were called to his shanty mansion in the Wicklow mountains at approximately 7:30 this morning after neighbors noticed screaming coming from his shack followed by a barrage of 7ft foldable tables bursting through the windows of the house. One local was quoted as saying "I noticed screaming coming from his shack followed by a barrage of 7ft foldable tables bursting through the windows of the house".

Experts have warned that doing anything, saying anything, dealing with anything or handling anything can and probably will lead to 'life attack'. It is thought that Doctor Edgewild's breakdown came after he was asked to do something. Research is in a very premature stage therefor very little is known about curing this disease.

Sources close to the BN say that EdgeWild has been moved to a secure location in the south east of Ireland where he is in seclusion surrounded by bags of rubbish and samsonite folding chairs.
BN members have been quoted as saying "gryiebin".