The news comes as a shock to Ceb who was the only witness to Edgewild's Spicerack project of 2010 which he described as 'a complete success' contrary to the opinion of literally everyone else who ever saw it before it was somehow engulfed in flames.

It is thought that the move is a direct threat to Gapford who owns a rival furniture manufacturing business in Dublin that last year alone produced 3 desks.
This will be the second time in a month that Edgewild has ruffled Gapford's feathers. As we previously reported Edgewild has been in the process of undermining gaps authority and hurting his feelings for some time now and has support from the ever reliable Jackstack who we tracked down to a barbecue or some bullshit to hear his opinions on this latest declaration of war, he told us "Gapford, web of lies, blanket of misery, bowl of deceit, ladle full of justice", the interview was then cut short when I realized that Jackstack was going nowhere and taking me with him.