Doctors have revised the much loved Bristol stool chart to accommodate some of the BN crew members recent issues.
BN Crew legend Doctor EdgeWild was today admitted to Worcester hospital after suffering from a mystery illness described by friends as 'shit'.
Celebrity gossip websites published videos of the shamed crew member screaming through a toilet cubicle wall which proved so popular that all videos, online and elsewhere, went down. Downtown.
Such explosive movements have been linked to the earthquakes which have wreaked havoc in Japan, causing the deaths of over 10000 Japanese people. That's the equivalent of almost 250 normal people.
It is presumed this illness is the start of the Zebrugge Backlash that Ceb and Mandleson have been harping on about for some time.
BN paperweight Gapplication was quoted as saying 'This is ridiculous. Just go to the doctor. What the fuck is wrong with you? It's not normal. Jesus.'
If Grifty does survive or perish, it is not believed things will change.
