*Dr. Leo In Serious Condition*
Emergency services were called to the Villa of BN's Dr. Leo at 4:00am last night, when they received a call from a disgruntled neighbour. They arrived on the scene to find Dr. Leo unconscious in a pool of beer & blood in his bathroom.

He was taken to Beaumont Hospital in Artane where he was pronounced dead on arrival, his condition was later upgraded to "less dead", his condition is now described as "serious". He suffered several fractures in his scull and a shattered spine.

BN's personal doctor, Dr. Quickfist, has stated "Dr. Leo has lost a lot of blood and is currently in a coma, he'll probably die", "Changes for a recovery are very slim due to his years of self abuse which has left his body frail & riddled with disease".