The world's press is in a state of frenzy this morning as news has emerged from a former employee of Dr. Leo that his facial hair is a work.
The news broke late last night as Rogan Josh, the advisor whom Dr. Leo sensationally fired earlier this week, emerged from his coma under high security at the Dr. Eoin Handmedown Memorial Hospital in Sacramento for some reason.
The beardgate scandal has now put the upcoming BN Crew tour of one single house in doubt as it is believed the BN have all killed themselves and others in an apparent murder suicide pact.
Speaking
from beyond the grave, BN stalwart Stu 'The Rape Ape' Rindleson has said
'Lomax the leader? We are the leader, Lomax the leader, he is Lomax'.
These cryptic comments led to rumours of a possible return to the world
music scene of the
psychologist Ceb who once allegedly held down the face of Ziggy and punched
him in it. Fact. Ceb denies this.
