*Dylhead
Arrest Shocks Nobody*
BN peripheral member Dillface was sensationally arrested this morning after
an international police effort lead to the Dublin home of the BN well wisher.
It
is believed that Dillface is the kingpin of a worldwide childreeno wazzner
ring which he has operated from his Northside Dublin home for over three
years now.
Dillface
is well known to fans of the BN as one of the extended BN family. He has
been present at many of the landmark BN sessions over the years including
the infamous 'One Mooney enter, Two Mooneys leave' session in the home
of Iano ' the fearless one' McDonnell. He is also notable as a leading
fan of the BN's drive for the lowering of the legal age.
He
is instantly recognisable for a tattoo across his face which reads 'I
like Childreeno'. This was eventually his undoing as police tracked him
down after a series of logged webcam chats in which police posed as childreenos
intent on getting involved in wazzner.
This
is the third BN member arrested this week as authorities attempt to fight
the scourge of BN which seems to be starting off 2006 with a bang. When
asked for comment, BN leader Ceb responded 'Here's your fucking Bang'.
It is believed that this means nothing in particular.
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