The grim find was made by members of an unnamed construction / destruction company who were checking the house before its demolition. Ironically The Ennstigator's was last seen in this house 9 months ago and it is believed no one bothered to check if he was still there.
Several of the builders who discovered the semi decomposed yet still alive body had to be treated for shock. Builder Butch Wayne told ButtNuggetCrew.com that it was 'the worst thing he had seen since 9/11'. He went on to describe how on first entering the house he thought that destruction on the premises had already started, most of the walls and floors were missing, every millimeter of the interior had obscene graffiti on it and one of the kitchen walls seemed to be painted with mustard.

Mr. Wayne was quoted as saying 'I wouldn't let a sewer rat live there, it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, how anyone managed to live there is beyond me, it was Rank, Its the only word for it, Rank". Upon entering the living room he noticed and arm protruding from a pile of broken concrete and bike parts. To his horror when he dug the body out it began talking, repeating the line "he was on his knees when we shot him".

Ennis was airlifted to Beamount hospital where BN's Dr. Quickfist described the Ennstigator's condition as 'touch a child and go'. It is believed Ennis is suffering from malnutrition of epic proportions, pneumonia, syphilis, honky tonk fever and a broken pelvis. ButtNuggetCrew.com will keep you updated on the health of the Ennstigator as soon as any information is released.