*Explosion In Social Networking Activity Overshadows Gapford Disappearance*
An hour of mass activity on social networking site Facebook today overshadowed the disappearance of BN despot Gapford.

The surge in activity was triggered by elusive BN legend Hamhead giving it the big one on the wall of Doctor EdgeWild. This, in turn, drew the attention of BN shit-head Ceb.

This three way online gathering represents the largest virtual activity of the crew since the ill fated ButtNuggetCrew.com chat room, infamous for it's strict limit of one person online at a time, totally negating it's only function as a chat room.

Doctor Leo and the much celebrated 'friend of the crew' Ross the divorce force were also involved in the activity, leading to speculation that the whole event is a staged publicity stunt to launch a new album. This speculation was later dismissed as
facts were brought to light that nobody cares in any way.

In other news, Gapford is missing.