*Explosion
In Social Networking Activity Overshadows Gapford Disappearance*
An hour of mass activity on social networking site Facebook today overshadowed
the disappearance of BN despot Gapford.
The
surge in activity was triggered by elusive BN legend Hamhead giving it
the big one on the wall of Doctor EdgeWild. This, in turn, drew the attention
of BN shit-head Ceb.
This
three way online gathering represents the largest virtual activity of
the crew since the ill fated ButtNuggetCrew.com chat room, infamous for
it's strict limit of one person online at a time, totally negating it's
only function as a chat room.
Doctor
Leo and the much celebrated 'friend of the crew' Ross the divorce force
were also involved in the activity, leading to speculation that the whole
event is a staged publicity stunt to launch a new album. This speculation
was later dismissed as
facts were brought to light that nobody cares in any way.
In
other news, Gapford is missing.
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