Derek 'Firestorm' Collins today announced his engagement to a dog.
The BN All Star, long time associate of Security Head The Kid Beef and 2011 man of the year Senior, made the happy announcement today from his bedroom in the back of a Volvo 850 t5.
He first met the dog after a paralysing motorbike accident in 2010.
'I just woke up and there he was. Just licking my face and all that business. I knew it was the first day of the rest of my life.'
BN Crew head of security was first to condemn the announcement 'Jesus.
Christ, it's bad enough that everything else is going to shit, now you
distract me from flexing to tell me this gay shit? Give me a break. Pump.'
It is believed that Collins has made his announcement public now that Hamhead, with his lenient views on inter species love, has taken up leadership of the BN Crew.
The ceremony will take place tomorrow probably and there is a strictly enforced dress code of cut off jean shorts and tank tops only.
