Derek 'Firestorm' Collins today told the world that his whirlwind marriage to a dog he found in the street is over.
The BN All Star made the statement amid increasing speculation that the marriage, reported last week on www.ButtNuggetCrew.com, was in trouble.
He told reporters that his wife/dog had left him in favour of fellow BN All Star Paul 'The Body' Fitzpatrick.
' My life is a mess' Collins told up to three waiting reporters. 'I just can't believe that 'The Body' of all people would do this to me. How can I ever ride a bike again? Or go for a walk? Or face the mates at a barbecue?'
Problems between Firestorm and The Body are nothing new, both having been engaged in a 'BN Cold War' since 1966, somehow before either man was born.
BN Crew head of security Kid Test is said to have been asked to review the case by Hamhead but it is believed he is too busy flexing and winding.
It would appear for now that Firestorm will go back to living in his Volvo 850t5 while his former wife/dog shares the marital home with The Body.
