*G-Man
Throws Support Behind Gapford*
BN resident suicide watch G Man today pledged support for Gapford in the
ongoing BN Crew leadership race.
The reclusive Nottingham based mentalist was asked if he believed allegations
made over the weekend against Gapford by former advisor JackStack Whyte.
'Do
I honestly believe this man is planning to harvest us for parts? Yes.
Yes I do. Do I think I would be better off dead? Yes. Yes I do.'
G
Man was speaking at a charity event to raise awareness of how amusing
depression can be, having inflicted it upon people for almost two decades
now.
Gapford himself has mysteriously yet to comment on the explosive JackStack
interview but will be no doubt surprised at the support already offered
to him by G Money and several other high ranking BN members.
Current
supremo Ceb has also been quiet, perhaps waiting for Gapford's media team
of Danz and fellow Reaganaut Senior to make their intentions known.
Strangely,
this deafening silence from the upper echelons of BN power has seen a
number of surprise statements from lesser lights of the BN Crew, with
Andy Whyment, That Guy and The Ennistigator seemingly pointing to some
kind of power shift in the BN back benches.
Doctor
EdgeWild was heard to ask 'What does that even mean?'
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