*Gapford
& Hamhead Trapped In Ballon*
Mystery surrounds how BN makeweights Hamhead and Gapford were able to become
trapped in a balloon which is flying loose around Colorado somehow.
The
balloon, which is believed to be a weather experiment or some shit, is
less than six feet in diameter meaning that both men are surely mad squashed
up I'd say.
This
isn't the first time that Gapford and Hamhead have become trapped in a
balloon, the hapless pair made headlines in 2001 when they somehow traveled
over 6000 miles in another weather balloon that they had wandered into.
In 2002, and every
year since, they have managed to repeat the bizarre occurrence and become
trapped in balloons for some reason.
Eye
witnesses describe the events as 'believable', 'plausible' and 'substantial'.
Substance. Substitute. Sunton.
Hamhead
and Gapford were in Colorado promoting their latest duet 'More than an
emotion'
Renegade Balloon to a nonchalant crowd at the Music for Deaf People (MFDP)
annual conference. Deafos were said to be unimpressed at being deaf.
Rescue
workers are said to have lost interest in a rescue operation for the stricken
pair and are said to have slowly wandered off from the area.
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