*Gapford Calls In Bailout*
The financial abyss once again looms large for the BN Crew as Gapford called in his EU bailout.
Official financial failure Doctor Edgewild is said to be scrambling around desperately with no plan whatsoever.

Installed as financial director of the BN Crew upon it's inception in 1997, Doctor Edgewild has fallen spectacularly from grace to his current position of BN pauper.

Gapford's bailout to Doctor Edgewild came at some point a while back I'd say and has been described lying fellow debt machine Ceb as a 'fiduciary sword of Damocles' as well as a 'Hey Damo, G'day Stevo'.

A BN congress is scheduled for two weeks time at which it is believed Doctor Edgewild will take the Klingon hegh'bat or ritual suicide.