*Gapford Citizenship Decision Delayed*
Imprisoned BN leadership hopeful Gapford will have to wait until free to find out if his bid for Welsh citizenship is successful.
Currently held captive by BN Crew head honcho Hamhead, Gapplication has been speaking to the media in a series of short video clips released by Hamfist.

In one clip, he reveals that he is anxiously awaiting to hear news of his citizenship bid, describing the Welsh as 'my kind of people', 'patriotic for very obvious and tangible reasons' and 'believable'.


The Welsh state department has confirmed that they received Gapford's application/gapplication and are considering it but would not be able to conclude the decision making process without interviewing the candidate in person.

Sources close to Gapford have said that he was torn between Australia and Wales but chose Wales as it was more wizzer.

BN Crew first minister The Bean reacted angrily, calmly asking 'What's this about?'