BN Crew deadweight Gapford was last night under round the clock observation in a Dublin hospital after the dynamic and charismatic children's entertainer was struck down with a mystery illness.
Fellow crew members Senior and the Bionic Peedo rushed the stricken star to hospital after they spotted Gaptronic climbing The Invisible Ladder and reaching for a Tin Of Fruit this alarmed his cohorts as Gapford was fully aware that Mandleson had earlier dined on BN Crews final tin of fruit (a.k.a. t.o.f).
Doctors in the Iveco Turbo Daily informed ButtNuggetCrew.com in a statement last night that the patients symptoms included "tightening of the mouth and jaw (TMJ), mild elaphantitis and an abnormally high level of radiation in his groin and/or willis".
ButtNuggetCrew.com will keep you updated on this bullshit as it happens.
