*Gapford
Delighted To Be Alive*
BN paperweight Gapford is alive and well.
He appeared today via satellite video link from Hamhead's north Dublin leadership
compound having been interned there since the leadership summit at the weekend.
He
appeared disheveled and confused but sources say this is his normal state.
In
a two minute video, Gapford said he had been taken prisoner by Team S
in order for Hamhead to take control of the BN.
The
irritable mountain dweller
went
on to say that he was 'delighted to be alive' and that he was being treated
adequately by Team S.
It
is not known if Gapford is aware of the growing resistance lead by debtor
Doctor EdgeWild and he made no mention of support for either Hamhead or
the Ceb/Doctor EdgeWild axis.
The
video link was released by Hamhead who followed it up with a seven minute
long cover of Michael Jackson's 'Earth Song' in what he described as 'a
gift to the faithful' before adding 'See? I`m not such a bad guy.'
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