*Gapford
Falls Afoul Of The Backlash*
BN paperweight Gapford today suffered a humiliating attack by the Backlash,
having previously denied it's existence.
The
former BN all star was today lying in a ditch on the N11 screaming as
his beloved 190 was engulfed in a fireball of depression. And fire.
The
well known Backlash denier was extremely vocal earlier in the year as
BN members began to fall foul of the mystery force. He even claimed on
his official website that he 'hates everything and the Backlash is a load
of bollocks.'
After
high profile BN legend Doctor Edgewild was admitted to, and later expelled
from, hospital with bad Aids, Gapford claimed that it was not the
work of 'this mysterious force known as the Backlash' but instead the
'inherent stupidity of the so called BN Crew lifestyle'.
Long
time cohort Jackstack Whyte was out of hiding and in attendance at a charity
fashion show last night and refused to comment. The charity money later
went missing and Jackstack said it was great. It is believed that he is
happy that Gapford is dead.
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