*Gapford
Alive*
BN Crew paperweight Gapford was today found alive and unwell after weeks
of speculation over his whereabouts.
His
weather-beaten body was found where he left it, in the foothills of some
weird Scandinavia country that he 'is mad into'.
The
former child acting star was catapulted to national fame after playing
that geek David in 'Roseanne' as well as playing David Silver in 'Beverly
Hills 90210 and David Arquette in the life story of David Arquette.
BN
kingpin Ceb was unavailable for comment but commented that Gaptron is
only one step up from worthless. Long time cohort Jackstack Whyte was
first to visit Gaplon in his hospital bed, later wheeled from the ward
to an unidentified industrial unit in Inchicore. Whyte later threw himself
from the hospital roof citing an unnamed 'bunch of idiots' in his suicide
note that was clearly in Ceb's handwriting.
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