Alongside long time cohort Mango, Gapford today proudly unveiled a detailed 7 point plan which should see all Muslims freed of facial hair by 2009. The announcement was greeted with a wall of violence from BN members who staged a mass suicide resulting in no deaths somehow. The mainstream media were more damning of the plans, leading noted anarchist Charlie Bird to walk out of the press conference branding it 'a joke'.

Gapford shot to fame in 2003 when he did something of note somewhere, possibly relating to genocide, possibly not. Between himself and Mangner, they have managed to spend over E9,000 on low quality electronic instruments but are still to release any music anywhere near the quality of Haddaway and/or The Urban Cookie Collective. Haddaway himself released a statement on his personal website which called for calm as the anti-BN fervour increased.

The exact details of the plan are not yet known as nobody really bothered listening to Gapford's speech. Commander Sisko of Deep Space Nine has slammed Gapford's plans, calling them 'The worst thing to happen since Jake and Nog did something'.