*Gapford Linked To Ceb Poisoning*
Imprisoned BN leader elect Gapford was today implicated in the poisoning of disgraced former leader Ceb.
A leadership campaign that some lad described as 'a freight train from Hell' brought Gapford to within seconds of taking the BN leadership before Hamhead abducted him now looks to be tarnished amid allegations that he poisoned Ceb.

Long time Gapford ally and Windjammer Alexander Litvinenko today defected to the resistance, bringing with him knowledge of 'a litany of disgraces from comrade Gap'.

Gapford is currently interned at Hamhead's Strider Compound, presumably unaware that his former aide Litvinenko has defected.

Ceb himself has been unavailable for comment as I can't think of anything he would say.