*Gapford
Presses On With Campaign Of Arrogance*
BN leadership hopeful Gapford was today branded 'arrogant, self righteous
and minty' by fellow member Andy Whyment.
Whyment spoke out in an interview with Russian newspaper The Chernobyl Gazette
saying that he had decided to support Gapford in the current leadership
wrangling.
The
Coronation Street star, who adorns the cover, and indeed every interior
page of the publication, clad in his familiar leather jacket, said that
he had approached Gapplication at a banquet held by the reclusive JackStack
Whyte.
Whyment,
a member since some day in the past, said he was left feeling humiliated
as Gapford dismissed him as 'small time' and allegedly said that his support
'wasn't
worth a hill of beans.'
'I
had never been so insulted. I mean, I may be small time in this organisation
but I have a rapid leather jacket. If that doesn't count for anything
in this new proposed Gap regime then I'll stick with the drunken layabout
leadership of Ceb, thank you very much.'
The
Bean was said to be monitoring events closely but then realised nobody
was talking about him so he headed off up into the hills. He is now presumed
dead as well as alive.
This
latest situation has seen Gapford's support in the polls drop slightly
but his spokesperson dismissed polls as 'mad gassed up and taking all
our jobs.'
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