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*Gapford Reacts With Defiance*
Troubled BN Crew hivemind Gapford has broken his silence after today's incident
which Left Francis fighting for his life after suffering detached retinas
and sphincter at the hands of a merciless beating from Grybyn.
Moments
ago Hamhead appeared on local fictional news channel BNN reading a somewhat
bizarre prepared statement on behalf of Gapford proclaiming his innocence,
the statement read as follows:
"he'd had it coming a while to be fair, we're not in a good place,
every second Francis is allowed to ride his carousel of lies more damage
is done, I really need to buy up some land out in Wicklow and build a
defensive structure out there".
After reading this Hamhead was blinded with a hot spoon, the reason for
this Gapford explained "his eyes didn't deserve my words".
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