Three prominent BN crew members were in hospital last night after some random dog walker with a jumper on discovered them unconscious in the cab of a truck in Inchicore.
It is believed that a rift between the BN Reaganotts (Danz& Gapford) and the BN Crew was the cause of this hilarious incident. Armed Police arrested BN Reaganot Gapford this morning who is assisting them with their inquiries. A source in the police force who can not be named, Tommy Sheridan, informed BN Crew this morning that Gapford had admitted to leaving a tape entitled "Random Synthesizer Noises" in the tape deck of the truck knowing that this would push the already fragile Ceb, Doctor Edgewild and Hard-Shaw over the edge. The three were found in the cab at 8:30 last night after directly linking the exhaust to the air vents in the truck, one onlooker was quoted as saying "is this where the next rave is, hard-core power".
The
ongoing feud amidst the Reaganotts and BN Crew is believe to have stemmed
from a disagreement between Gapford and Frank (FNK) over a Kevin Bacon
quote relating to some sort of blow job incident in acclaimed movie "Sleepers".
Fears relating to the mental state of many BN members have grown out of
control like a chicken roll since the release of their album "depression
session" in which they just spend 70 minutes talking about how depressed
they are over some fresh beats.
Ceb, Doctor Edgewild and Hard-Shaw are currently under supervision in the Dr. Eoin Handmedown memorial hospital where there condition is said to be depressing, it is thought that the trio will be even more depressed when they wake up and realize they couldn't even commit suicide right. Most likely the dog walker who found them will turn up dead within seconds. Gibbo was completely available for comment but nobody bothered asking him about anything.
