Gardai in Ireland yesterday issued a warrant for Grindleson in connection with a string of fraudulent purchases made on the all stars credit card between 2008 and 2010. The purchases are said to include several dozen digital cameras, a multitude of ecclesiastic church books, some
corn bread, industrial strength bleach,

a few blood diamonds and some other shit.

All the purchases were made from various web based stores from a computer belonging to "Goodluck Jonathan" based in Nigeria, a name which is clearly fake. The delivery address for all items is said to be "Bimdoc enterprises" in Dublin, a business which is an obvious front for some other dodgy shit.

Gapford himself emphatically denies any knowledge of these activities and claims that "they skimmed his credit card again". A claim which is backed up by the release of the identification used to purchase the items. The identification clearly shows a somewhat doctored Nigerian passport that doesn't even have Gapford's name or face on it.

After contacting Bimdoc enterprises we received the following statement "that was totally believable mean gene". The investigation continues.